Mr. Erhurman won the elections and the entire North smelled of pasturman. I heard that some people in the South were also happy and out of their joy they let out a bang from behind. They were happy that Talat had finally lost and they considered this to be the beginning of the end. ...
Andreas Georgiades
IMMORTAL!
To Manolis Bikakis When a Greek fights like Bikakis, he defeats the enemy not once, but six times! The Turks disembarked thanks to NATO and the like and are heading full speed to Nicosia. The fate of the Commandos is divided into pairs...
The bridesmaids show their bottoms
What kind of fashion is this, have they lost their minds, for bridesmaids to show their bottoms now? I never approve of such a display, and I dare say I will become one, Greek Orthodox, Turkish. The bride must sign a contract that the fashion you are wearing will not be...
Boat sank while carrying 30 influencers
I would like to travel with influencers, even if you say I'm looking for fleas in the haystack. May all my rivals see this and burst out in jealousy, and may they not rest for a moment. May those who rejected me regret their refusal and remain...
The wise man or correctionsman
A young, fiery woman had her wisdom tooth extracted and the pain was so severe that voices could be heard in Crete. She went to the dentist to relieve the pain and the unfortunate woman almost got pregnant. The first thing he did was look her straight in the eye and her imagination took off on other paths. After...
Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave in her shop
A Russian hairdresser named Olga had a salon somewhere near the Volga and one day she caught a robber red-handed and the incident caused a lot of commotion. Since she was a black belt in karate, as soon as she saw him she said "Hey, sir, where are you going?" and knocked him out...
He even installed air conditioning in the chickens with free electricity from the Public Power Corporation!
While others are freezing, to put it mildly, listen to what the officer did. He installed fans and air conditioners in the greenhouse and in the poultry houses. Why should the chickens suffer, he thought; he said that they should live like other royal chickens. So, our chickens have...
Cyprus and marriages
After a beard appeared on my face, the weddings came and went at my house. Every time I made up my mind, I would change my mind again and secretly exclaim, "it's still early." Each new wedding was worse than the last and I constantly avoided wearing the crowns. I hoped...
With the best of the best, we achieved the impossible.
We always voted for the best of the best and we always failed, I tell you, for the most part. We voted unbound, sometimes bound with both of us tied with our shackles. Some blew us up, others in...
OPEKEPE, OPEKEPE and we became ale ppere*!
The leadership of all should fall to Keadas so that our desolate mother Greece can be saved. You have made us a laughingstock throughout the world that Greece is very, very corrupt. But I did not expect, mother Crete, that you would ever give birth to a tramp. For the gallows, the...
He published the following books:
1. "AKARIAIA" (1990)
2. "Aesop Forever" (Jean Monnet Prize) (1999)
3. "O tempora, o mores!" (2001)
4. "NATURAL ROUTE" (Jean Monnet Prize) (2002)
5. "FISIODROMO" (bilingual edition Italian-Greek) (2003)
6. "Aesop Now and Forever" (Cyprus Children's and Youth Book Association Award) (2009)
7. "One Hundred and One Satirical Archery Shots" (2011)
8. "Murder and Trials in Early Anglo-Dominion – Antonis Hatziantoni Tsiakolis" (2014)
9. "Greek Mythology in moderation" (2015)
10. "Satirical Archery Part II" (2015)
11. "Aesop's Fables - verse performance" (2016)
12. "Flowers of Wisdom in Moderation" (2016)
13. "Murder and Trials in Early Anglo-Dominion – 2. George Antonis Giallouris" (2017)
14. "PALATIN ANTHOLOGY - verse performance" (2021)
15. "Aesop's Fables" (2022)
16. "Satirical Archery III" (2022)
17. "GREEK MYTHOLOGY – 30 sonnets" (Praise of the Cyprus Children's and Young Adult Book Association) (2023)
18. "History is the reason - POEMS" (2023)
19. "Satirical Archery IV" (2024)
20. DISTILLATION OF WISDOM for young and old (Praise of the Cyprus Children's and Young Adult Book Association) (2024)
His poems are included in the Anthologies:
1. "Contemporary Poets of Paphos" (1990)
2. "15 Voix poetiques de Chypre" (1997)
3. "Of Anger and Pain - 100 Voices" (2000)
4. "ANTHOLOGY OF CYPRUS POETS" (Traveler Publications) (2008)
5. "60 POEMS PLUS ONE" (PEN Cyprus Publications) (2011)
6. "POETRY FOR POETRY" (PEN Cyprus Publications) (2012)
7. "Anthologie de la poésie cypriote contemporaine" (2016)
8. "TWO CENTURIES OF NAMED CYPRIOT POETRY (1837- 2021)" (2021)
Andreas Georgiades
Erhiurman is the winner
Mr. Erhurman won the elections and the entire North smelled of pasturman. I heard that some people in the South were also happy and out of their joy they let out a bang from behind. They were happy that Talat had finally lost and they considered this to be the beginning of the end. ...
IMMORTAL!
To Manolis Bikakis When a Greek fights like Bikakis, he defeats the enemy not once, but six times! The Turks disembarked thanks to NATO and the like and are heading full speed to Nicosia. The fate of the Commandos is divided into pairs...
The bridesmaids show their bottoms
What kind of fashion is this, have they lost their minds, for bridesmaids to show their bottoms now? I never approve of such a display, and I dare say I will become one, Greek Orthodox, Turkish. The bride must sign a contract that the fashion you are wearing will not be...
Boat sank while carrying 30 influencers
I would like to travel with influencers, even if you say I'm looking for fleas in the haystack. May all my rivals see this and burst out in jealousy, and may they not rest for a moment. May those who rejected me regret their refusal and remain...
The wise man or correctionsman
A young, fiery woman had her wisdom tooth extracted and the pain was so severe that voices could be heard in Crete. She went to the dentist to relieve the pain and the unfortunate woman almost got pregnant. The first thing he did was look her straight in the eye and her imagination took off on other paths. After...
Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave in her shop
A Russian hairdresser named Olga had a salon somewhere near the Volga and one day she caught a robber red-handed and the incident caused a lot of commotion. Since she was a black belt in karate, as soon as she saw him she said "Hey, sir, where are you going?" and knocked him out...
He even installed air conditioning in the chickens with free electricity from the Public Power Corporation!
While others are freezing, to put it mildly, listen to what the officer did. He installed fans and air conditioners in the greenhouse and in the poultry houses. Why should the chickens suffer, he thought; he said that they should live like other royal chickens. So, our chickens have...
Cyprus and marriages
After a beard appeared on my face, the weddings came and went at my house. Every time I made up my mind, I would change my mind again and secretly exclaim, "it's still early." Each new wedding was worse than the last and I constantly avoided wearing the crowns. I hoped...
With the best of the best, we achieved the impossible.
We always voted for the best of the best and we always failed, I tell you, for the most part. We voted unbound, sometimes bound with both of us tied with our shackles. Some blew us up, others in...
OPEKEPE, OPEKEPE and we became ale ppere*!
The leadership of all should fall to Keadas so that our desolate mother Greece can be saved. You have made us a laughingstock throughout the world that Greece is very, very corrupt. But I did not expect, mother Crete, that you would ever give birth to a tramp. For the gallows, the...











